It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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