Where is the hickey?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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