Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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