I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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