the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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