New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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