The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
organizing the empties. That sober.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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