there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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