Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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