called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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