I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
