i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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