I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
