Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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