walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
