we have pet lesbian snakes
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
vagina is talking i cant
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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