Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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