used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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