We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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