its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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