I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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