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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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(928): View more from Arizona

whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Are we going out tonight?

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My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.

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That's okay. He needs friends too.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!

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