Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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