try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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