Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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