i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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