Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize