Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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