How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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