hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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