You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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