what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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