we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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