It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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