I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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