How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He passed out mid-signature
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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