I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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