The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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