You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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