Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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