i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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