This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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