come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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