I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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