Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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