Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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