Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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