if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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