well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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