Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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