Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
