So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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