we have officially lost it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Enjoy the penises
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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