so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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