"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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