? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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