haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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