# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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