Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
